Today I was sitting next to a couple on the subway, and as the dude went to put his arm around his girlfriend he accidentally punched me in the head and I was just like “yes, this is an accurate/physical representation of my love life.”
Steph, you are Queen of My Heart.
don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs
William Hogarth, Marriage a la Mode: Shortly After the Marriage, 1743-45
exactly what was on ur mind when u first saw this painting don’t fight me
an asian woman has never won the oscar for best leading actress
the last and only time an asian woman was nominated for an oscar for best leading actress was 79 years ago (and she was white-passing and concealed her race)
just let that sink in
"I enjoy moonlit nights, taking long walks on the beach, unicorns, and knitting. In fact, I once took a seaside stroll on a moonlit night, and discovered a unicorn…which I proceeded to stab in the throat with a crochet needle. I am a woman of refined, yet simple tastes."